連假很無聊 不出門沒事 出門冷到縮在一起
算了 跳重點
剛剛正在看抓好的光速蒙面俠21
忽然來了一通"號碼不詳" 沒想什麼 就接了起來
遠:喂~
對方:你在家裡阿(我還想說是不是要我去樓下開門)
遠:喂~ (聽不清楚好小聲) 妳是誰阿??
對方:喂~ 是我啦~ 妳不記得我囉~ (句句拖音,有夠ㄋㄞ)
遠:對阿,妳是
詐:是我阿 你忘記我囉~ 好過分喔
(聽到這句,我只想到這個Youtube)
遠:那不然我是誰? (爽了,是詐騙)
詐:妳就是你阿,不然你是鬼喔 (淫笑)
遠:(這詐騙反應還挺快的)沒有啦,妳現在再幹嘛阿 (給他個台階下)
詐:我在上班阿,妳也在上班喔,你說話好小聲喔 (大陸妹聲音真的有夠ㄋㄞ)
遠:恩..(再回MSN,手機沒對準,很敷衍)
詐:這支是我同事的手機,我換預付卡了,沒有錢了,妳快抄...(被我打斷)
遠:你說你在上班喔? 為什麼現在還在上班? (我LAG,回答到她上一句,當時7點多)
詐:我上晚班阿,五點才上班
遠:你上班都可以這樣打電話不用做事喔
詐:為什麼上班不可以打電話,為什麼上班不可以打電話
遠:....(差點幫他接為什麼為什麼為什麼) 晚班有從五點開始的喔?
(我直覺認為他是公司,就想說應該都下班了,問了腦殘問題)
詐:對阿,我五點開始上班
遠:哦,那你上什麼班阿
詐:我是賣酒的阿,妳都忘記囉
遠:我怎麼會記得
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(忘光了,後悔)
詐:妳再打電腦喔 都分心 好討厭喔
遠:明明是我先打電腦 你才打來 你才討厭
詐:好像是耶~ (笑很開心)
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詐:好啦,不聊了,我怕等等上班不能說電話 (!)(那剛剛前面對話??)
詐:記得我的電話,我晚點再打給你唷~
遠:好~ 掰掰~
打一半好懶囉 中間三句是比較有印象的 事後後悔沒有錄音筆
最後面他要我趕緊抄下他的電話
0983 172 927 陳怡伶 (同音)
有興趣可以撥回去
作者：靖遠
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靖遠打完，傳給我後
我：我來貼看看
遠：你有沒有看到我全身都軟了
我：哪裡軟了？
遠：更正 是 我全身發軟了
(過了一秒)
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遠：小遠遠硬了
我：................
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ACM International Collegiate Programming Contest
The first line of the article is a contest name in english, so whole article will be presented by english.
We attended the ACM-ICPC for three days. The first day is preparing for the second day which is a real contest day, we checked in at 1:30 pm in the Application Mechanics building of NTU, we got a bag like this
There are a ID card, a map for NTU, a certificate of achievement, and a contest guide.
There was following a speech for us to get some rules of this contest and some information of lodging or eating.
After that, professor Yeh took us to look around NTU and told us little storys of building but he told us in whole english = =
We simulated the contest of tomorrow to test the machine or programming environment about 3:00 pm, and the last Q&A followed.
We moved to the Taipei Charming City Hotel, we are going to live here for two days.
Before we went to sleep, teacher taught us some tips for reading questions or programming. I still slept at 4:00 am, because there were so many great movies that night, so I stay up = =
The terrible thing is I needed to get up at 6:30 am, the contest will started at 9:30 am, after we ate breakfast in hotel, took the bus to NTU, at this moment, I want to sleep.........Not good= =
When Contest was starting, every one read questions, discussed with teammates, some teams solved first question in 30 minutes. That awesome!!
Contest was over, we solved one question, rank is fifty, our contest environment is like this
and our sign, our bag of questions.
It is really over, maybe the next time to attend this contest is the next year, but the contest schedule was not over yet, we still got a banquest in the Taipei Garden Hotel. It was a real blast. I ate so many many many meat, many many sashimi ...
It is a balloon that got when solved a question, but it became smaller and smaller.
Anyway, It is absolutely a unique great experience.
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